The Story
With the featured image and title being what they are, I think you have an idea where this is headed, but on we go. I’ve been pretty stick-up heavy so I wanted to change up the genre a tiny bit.
On May-21-2025, Cristian Alejandro Solorio Anguiano broke into a woman’s home in Ceres, California, USA. He allegedly began licking and biting her toes before attempting to join her in bed.
Cristian Alejandro Solorio Anguiano in custody
The victim was able to push Anguiano away and called law enforcement. Anguiano fled but was later apprehended by authorities.
The Stanislaus County Sheriff’s Office (SCSO) stated Anguiano started following this poor woman months before this happened. Coworkers confronted him, but he continued to show up outside her house.
Witnesses also stated they had seen Anguiano trying to get into the house on numerous other occasions. He was booked into the Stanislaus County Jail with a $325,000 bail.
Reactions
Reactions were mixed, to say the least, with many people showing concern and alarm. There were the obligatory feet puns, however. Here are some of those.
Footloose? No. Foot-long? Absolutely not
Never underestimate the comment section’s toe-tal commitment.
Sometimes the crime is bad. Sometimes the puns are worse.
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Sources
1.) https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/man-accused-of-ceres-burglary-licked-womans-toes/
2.) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1026359359610480&set=a.262571545989269