Because Crime Is Exhausting…
There are burglars who plan. There are burglars who improvise. And then there are burglars who break into a house and immediately need a rest. Because crime is exhausting.
According to police in Sarasota County, a 29-year-old man named Dion Davis allegedly broke into a home and decided the best next step wasn’t stealing valuables, hiding from neighbors, or fleeing the scene — but lying down for a nap. On a bed.
Pre-Robbery Dion
The World’s Worst Airbnb
Authorities say the suspect entered the home through an open window. He had gathered up jewelry beforehand, possibly intending to steal it… after resting his eyes for a moment. That moment turned into a full-blown nap.
The Cleaning Lady Plot Twist
This burglary didn’t end with an alarm or dramatic confrontation. Instead, it was interrupted by a cleaning worker who arrived at the home and found a total stranger asleep in the bedroom.
Sleeping Beauty’s Mugshot
Police were called, and deputies arrived to find the suspect still sleeping, so deeply that officers reportedly took photos before waking him up.
Wake-Up Call
Once awake, the suspect’s staycation ended immediately. He was arrested, proving once and for all that crime doesn’t pay — but it might make you sleepy.
Reactions
I have to admit, I got a little sleepy myself reading these articles, though probably not as sleepy as our friend Dion.
Yea, not that I can relate too much to crime, but definitely relate to being exhausted. Like all the time.
Well, if anyone would know, I suppose it would be someone with the user name FloridaMan, right?
I stick to energy drinks, better taste and less calories. Maybe if everyone stopped drinking coffee there’d be less crime.
So true, so true.
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Sources
1.) https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/sleepy-burglar-busted-while-taking-nap-in-home/63056/
2.) https://abc13.com/post/police-investigation-cant-wake-sleeping-burglar/304753/