Introduction
On Oct-13-2024, police stopped two people driving a stolen vehicle. Inside the car, officers discovered a bunch of concerning items — including cash, weighing scales, a loaded handgun, and notably a canvas bag labeled “Definitely not a bag full of drugs.”
Of course… the bag contained a variety of illegal substances — including m-th and f-ntanyl — totaling more than 10 grams, along with other packaged drugs.
The driver was identified as Reginald Lamont Reynolds, 35, and the passenger as Mia Rochelle Baggenstos, 37. Both were arrested at the scene; Reynolds faced multiple charges including unlawful possession and delivery of methamphetamine, unauthorized use of a vehicle, and possession of a stolen vehicle. Baggenstos was booked on the same charges, though prosecutors later chose not to pursue charges against her.
Reactions
The only thing that would have made this more amusing is if the bag were clear and still had that same label. Different people had other ideas:
